YES or NO

“No matter what you do. I will always love you, Honey”
“Cut the crap”

If I　ずっと太ってて　あちこちもっとムクんでて
If I　ヘアが痛んでて　呼んでる声もダミダミで

※Can you say“I Love You”?
「どんな君でも」って 言ってたよねいつも
Can You Can You Prove You Love Me?
YES or NO ?　YES or NO ?　YES or NO ?※

If I　趣味が盗聴で　Eメール全部チェキってて
If I　クセが大食いで　手首のライン増えてって

Can you say“I Love You”?
「何があっても」って　言ってたよねいつも
Can You Can You Prove You Love me?
YES or NO ?　YES or NO ?　YES or NO ?

Imagine I am next to you in bed naked.
Imagine my body stink like garbage. Huh !

Do you wanna kiss me?

If I am hard drinker
If I puke in your car
If I am heavy smoker
If there's a booger on my shirt
If I am Electra Complex
If I have a dirty mouth
If I am otaku
If I wipe snot on your sleeve
If I am getting a potbelly
If I am oogly
If I am hooker
If I am junky
If I am schizophrenia

Why do you love me?
Don't make me laugh !

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